teleen_fiction | A Bad Idea

Title: A Bad Idea

Author: Teleen (teleen_fiction )

Rating: PG

Pairing Jack/Ianto

Spoilers: None

Category: M/M Slash, Fluff, Humour

Warnings: None.

Word Count: ~180

Beta: frakkin_addict Thanks! :)

Summary: Some fetishes should be kept to yourself.
A/N: This was previously published at "A Teaspoon and an Open Mind."

Third in the Bedroom Games series.

“This is the worst idea you’ve ever had!” Jack said with more than a hint of irritation in his voice.

“I thought it would be erotic!”

“You thought wrong. This itches. Get it off!” His Captain was using a tone that would make any green recruit soil himself.

Ianto only sighed. “You know you take the fun out of everything.”

“I do what, now?” His lover twitched in a way that made the younger man realize that he was a heartbeat from standing up, which would ruin what they were doing quite spectacularly.

“Jack, just be patient. Remember our deal?” Ianto realized that he was wheedling and was very surprised when it worked.

The older man relaxed. “I don’t suppose I could encourage you to be a little faster?”

“Uh-uh, Captain. You do my fetish, I do yours,” Ianto said, leaning over to delicately pick up a piece of Ikura roll with his chopsticks, revealing a nice portion of his boss’s perfect pale skin in the process.

Jack sighed.

“Just remember, when it’s my turn, we’re photocopying everything.”