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"These Are Hard Times, Not End Times." Jon Stewart

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Created on 2010-05-13 18:32:44 (#514520), last updated 2017-04-14 (101 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:Jun 16
Location:Ohio, United States of America
I solemnly swear that I am over 21 years old. This journal should only be read by those who are adults in both mind AND body. If you're not legally allowed to read adult material, kindly look at someone else's journal, please. Thanks!

This journal was formerly "teleen_fiction".

I am a US-born; white; able-bodied, though I've experienced a debilitating illness in the past; bisexual and sometimes gender identity questioning, though I have female and straight-passing privilege; feminist; militantly pro-choice and pro-BGLTPQ rights; atheist; exotic dancer; abuse survivor with PTSD; on the autism spectrum; who doesn't believe in monogamy; who is liberal on everything but animal rights and gun control; and who is obviously terrible at punctuation.

If I have friended you, it's because I like your writing.

If you want to friend me, go ahead, but be warned - I'm known to spam and refuse to apologize for it, :). Also, unless we've had other interaction or a friend-in-law, I'll only friend you back if your journal has something in it and you're over 18. If you like, you may comment on the latter on my friending policy, :).

Any fan fiction belongs to its creators. If you can recognize it, I don't own it. No infringement is intended.

If you wish to link to anything in public in this journal, please go ahead. If it's public, it's free to be shared (with credit). No one I would be friends with would ever link anything private, :).

I maintain five communities.

The first, trauma_rec_fic, is for hurt/comfort and trauma recovery in fiction.

The second, safeforatheists is a safe space for atheists.

The third, recs_by_teleen, contains fanfic recs that for whatever reason I didn't feel were appropriate for trauma_rec_fic. Basically, this is where I'm going to archive links to all my favorite stories, :).

The fourth, clues4clueless, contains pearls of 'wisdom' from yours truly.

The fifth, sexispositive where no one is ever shamed for liking all sex, all the time, :)!

I'm also one of the moderators here: askthekinksters

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For those who only came for the fiction, my Masterlist.

My main page was entirely too cluttered, so I consolidated all important information posts here and on the sticky, :).

For Everyone:

Prompt Me, Please - if you give me a prompt to the guidelines provided in this post, I'll try to write it for you, :).

The Perfect Storm Updates, for all The Perfect Storm-related information.

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A friends-locked map to my journal.

A friends-only filter-check.


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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Post this or put it in your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Only Rapists Can Prevent Rape

If a woman is drunk, don't rape her.
If a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.
If a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her.
If a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.
If a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her.
If a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her.
If a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.
If a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.
If a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.
If a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.
If a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.
If a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.
If a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her.
If your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.
If your step-daughter is watching TV, don't rape her.
If you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.
If your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend.
If your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.
If your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.
Tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.
Don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape.
Don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.
Don't imply that it's in any way her fault.
Don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.
Don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself.

If you agree, re-post it. It's that important.
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