My Dirty Dozen

AKA "Also a friend of..."  AKA My friending policy. 

So a dozen of you have friended me and I haven't friended back.  In every case, either your journal is blank or your birthday isn't on your profile.  Or both. If you'd like for me to friend you back for when I have friends-locked posts, please leave a comment on this post and give me your pinky swear that you are over the age of majority in your country of residence.  I'll friend you back, 'cause I'm just cool like that.  

If you only friended me for teh pr0n, ignore this and happy reading! 

ETA:  If I friend you back and you immediately de-friend me, I'm going to de-friend you immediately as well.  Perhaps I should have warned that I am a pansexual, pro-choice, atheist, exotic dancer who doesn't believe in monogamy and is quite vocal with my beliefs and opinions (to my mutual friends), so if you are naturally conservative and only like my fiction, friending me may ruin your opinion of me, :).

ETA 2: Changed this to a permanent post on my journal.