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teleen_fiction) wrote2010-12-13 03:43 am
teleen_fiction) wrote2010-12-13 03:43 am
My First Meme
For no good reason, I'm starting a meme. This has almost definitely been thought of before by someone else, but I haven't seen it before, so it's new to me. So there.
What are your ten favorite lines/exchanges from film and movies? In my case, all of these made me laugh, so make of that what you will.
In no particular order, mine are:
1. From Dusk 'Til Dawn: Carlos: Were they psychos?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.
2. Die Hard: McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got buttfucked on national TV Dwayne.
3) The Long Kiss Goodnight: Waldman: Alice, your dog Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: What's wrong with the dog?
Waldman: He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to say. Wouldn't you agree?
4) Blazing Saddles: Every single line in the movie, bar none. Picking just one is utterly impossible and I stopped trying.
5) The Soup: Joel McHale: She had the voice of an angel having her wings pulled off by a bear.
6) The Big Bang Theory: Leonard: "Some of my best friends aren't geniuses."
Penny: "Who?"
Leonard: "Some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses."
7) SNL: David Spade: "Marilyn Manson. Satan called. He says hi. Yeah, your videos are giving him nightmares."
8) Also SNL: Dennis Haysbert: "Regrettably, "The Hoke & Daisy Show" was ahead of its time, and a humongous, steaming bowl of elephant piss."
9) Eureka: Carter: "Isn't that like jumping out of a plane and trying to invent a parachute before you hit the ground?"
10) Serenity: Zoe: Do you really think that any of us are going to get through this?
Jayne: Well, I might.
What are your ten favorite lines/exchanges from film and movies? In my case, all of these made me laugh, so make of that what you will.
In no particular order, mine are:
1. From Dusk 'Til Dawn: Carlos: Were they psychos?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.
2. Die Hard: McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got buttfucked on national TV Dwayne.
3) The Long Kiss Goodnight: Waldman: Alice, your dog Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: What's wrong with the dog?
Waldman: He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to say. Wouldn't you agree?
4) Blazing Saddles: Every single line in the movie, bar none. Picking just one is utterly impossible and I stopped trying.
5) The Soup: Joel McHale: She had the voice of an angel having her wings pulled off by a bear.
6) The Big Bang Theory: Leonard: "Some of my best friends aren't geniuses."
Penny: "Who?"
Leonard: "Some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses."
7) SNL: David Spade: "Marilyn Manson. Satan called. He says hi. Yeah, your videos are giving him nightmares."
8) Also SNL: Dennis Haysbert: "Regrettably, "The Hoke & Daisy Show" was ahead of its time, and a humongous, steaming bowl of elephant piss."
9) Eureka: Carter: "Isn't that like jumping out of a plane and trying to invent a parachute before you hit the ground?"
10) Serenity: Zoe: Do you really think that any of us are going to get through this?
Jayne: Well, I might.
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Kid: See that? *holds hand up*
Bart: Steady as a rock.
Kid: *raises other hand, shaking like a house in a tornado* Yeah, but this is the one I shoot with!
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I LOVE that movie!
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